Don't you send me to vm
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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