West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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