THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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