at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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