Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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