I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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