That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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