Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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