Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need to sanitize my soul.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
