dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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