Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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