She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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