the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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