everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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