Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
