I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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