It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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