idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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