Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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