How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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