Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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