You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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