sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All the doctor said was why
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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