i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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