Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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