i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did I show you my penis last night?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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