I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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