She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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