I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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