grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You were trust falling into bushes
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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