i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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