We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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