You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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