quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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