Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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