its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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