Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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