And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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