Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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