Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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