the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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