My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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