Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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