i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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