I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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