spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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