did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
