You work out of a Hotel?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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