Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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