And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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